I feel like a 16 year old teenager and also masturbate like one, sometimes when I have the day off, a dozen times or more, seemingly out of boredom almost. Help me out here. PLEASE.

I know that you are thinking of this as a sex problem, but my guess is that it is really a lifestyle problem. The question I have for you is why aren't you doing something else with your day off?  I suppose that someone stuck in Antarctica for the winter might be bored, but what is your excuse? Why aren't you out skiing, or at a museum, or taking a class in a foreign language or world history at a nearby university, or learning to cook, sculpt or paint, or volunteering to teach young people how to read, or fixing up houses for homeless families or serving food to the hungry at a shelter? You'll notice that all of these activities are ones that you can engage in on your own. If you don't have friends to occupy your time, you can easily make some at any of these. So take your hand off of your genitals, place them on a phone, and make some plans so that you don't have so much free time "on your hands."