My boyfriend and I both didn't know and couldn’t
have sex...because we couldn’t find the hole. HELP SOS.

If the two of you don’t know where the entrance to your vagina is, then you’re definitely not ready to have sex and I, for one, am glad that you couldn’t figure it out. There are many potential consequences to having sex, such as causing an unintended pregnancy, and the two of you need to study up a bit more before you begin having sex. I would suggest two things. First get yourselves a copy of my book, Sex For Dummies, and read as much of it as applies to you so that you understand the basics. Then get a flashlight and a mirror and do some exploring of your genitals. You might want to do it by yourself first, and then you could show your boyfriend. Pull apart your vaginal lips and using the mirror and flashlight, see what’s underneath and locate the hole, as well as your clitoris, which is the seat of a woman’s pleasure. It’s not that complicated, especially once you have a book that will explain to you what you are looking for.

You didn’t say how old you are, but please think carefully about proceeding with having sex after you’ve gotten the geography down. You have an entire lifetime to have sex so there’s no need to rush. And if you do go ahead, then absolutely make sure that you are protected by using a condom or some other means of birth control. (Let me add right here, in case you try again before educating yourselves, that the pull out method is not effective.)