I was wondering if there was a way to change the taste of semen?

I have no personal knowledge of such a method, but I posed this question in my syndicated column and a reader responded that according to Lou Paget, in his book How to Be a Great Lover: Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Totally Explicit Techniques That Will Blow His Mind, you can lighten the taste of semen by eating kiwi, pineapple or celery one to two hours before.  Whether or not it really works or they were just imagining that it did, I can't tell you, but I can't see it doing any harm, unless you happen to be allergic to any of these fruits. If any of you cyberfans try it and it works, let me know.